BBM's Boxing's Dead week pronounced Dead.

Well that was a fantastic waste of Internets. Not only is boxing dead but we also had no urge to hammer out anything else to talk about boxing. If i had to compare the levels of greatness to movies so the people who actually read this blog and don't follow sports can understand it I would say it like this...




"Boxing used to be good like Cinderella Man but nowadays boxing has turned into Snake Eyes starring Nicholas Cage"

...And it's true. It used to be about MEN fighting each other and being the best and it was dirty and gritty like the depression but then it got all Snake Eyes and turned neon and soulless and empty and in the end Gary Sinese doesn't kill you like he should of instead of explaining why he set up a convoluted assassination plot (oh yeah, i am going to give you a spoiler alert about a movie that made four grand in theatres)! I should start caring about Boxing because honestly it is no longer a sport. It's like watching 2 millionaires punching breeze at each other for 30 or 40 minutes and when it goes to get scored by a panel of what i assume are judges who have never thrown a punch before the guy who pushed the most wind loses.

I think the game* should be judged on color coordination and hype. You know what? It should be American Idol and people should call in and decide who wins based on presentation, smack talk and entourage size. I am even having a hard time writing this. i would rather jack off or play a game then type about a sport that has never made any sense to me. Are there even any interesting blogs that are in support and report on the boxing news like it new and fantastically engaging thing? Do we get hyped over this shit because it's the last guilty indulgence that is viewed as acceptable?

Well. With these questions never getting answered let me end this with a sincere apology and promise you better content in the future.

What the fuck have we done,
General BrokeBlog








*not sure if that's what it should be called