A call to Sea Arms!

The surface world was stunned today, as literally tons of Jewish lake trout were found washed ashore on the coasts with their bodies ranging from mutilated or dead. Those closest to the beach swore they could here shitty industrial dance house coming from the water. Contact with the sea world is now severed. We must urge all air breathers not to vacation in the Ocean's. For if our fears are correct, the water is no longer safe and we must all put aside our differences to stop it. Only our concentrated and combined forces can kill him. As I send this to you now I know he is down there, plotting how to kill us. Because only pure seawater breathers can remain. These desperate times call for stupid and severe action. I would ask you all to put aside our differences and come together and nuke the living shit out of...

SHARK HITLER!!!!!!

                              

~CA