MICHEAL SHANNON IS FRIGHTENING

THE PROOF IS THE IN THE UN-EDITED PHOTO'S

Micheal Shannon has the face that strikes fear into the hearts of men and Alec Baldwin. He has been at the acting game for quite the while now. Perfecting his craft to scare more shit by volume out of me. I used to watch Boardwalk Empire and i really liked his character until he started going off the path of diligent enforcer to mob enforcer. He just seems like he is always waiting for you to be vulnerable like you are getting something from a vending machine and he would just appear and ask you if you were 100% sure with your selection. He would watch you eat or drink whatever you buy and wait till you have completely finished it and look into your soul and ask "So, are you still happy with the choice you have made at this junction of your life?"....Then i would suicide myself and he would call hell and say "i'am sending a weak one down to you, my lord".

Here he is in his Bad Boys II role of a KKK drug dealer or something. He plays many varieties of evil so if you are craving something southern then this is the model for you. This is the Micheal Shannon that works at a gas station and watches you pump your gas while licking his lips and as soon as your done he asks you "Will tha be all fer ya sur?" with his hands in his pockets and you are all like "why is his hands in his pockets" and he's all like "hay sity boi! snap outta it! ya gotta pay fer dat" and you throw all the money you have and speed off and crash and he then he calls hell and says "i'am sending a weak one down to you, my lord...gwarsh".

For those who love space travel and fear the unknown, let me introduce to the other Micheal Shannon that is a space general. This actor went to the Phantom Zone JUST to study for a role and came back with some shit on his psyche. You'd be all flying around in space absorbing the sun or some shit and you happen to see a glare and it's off this guys coat and he's just floating there and all like "where are you off to, son of Krypton? hmm" and you'd starting sweating so hard that that shit would be coming off as ice and you would get all nervous just say "never mind" and take that krypotonite suicide pill and then he would call hell and say "i'am sending a weak one down to you, my lord...you don't see him? THEN FIND HIM!!!"

The point of these scenarios are to prepare you for an encounter with Micheal Shannon because he is one of them and you need to know how to handle yourself when confronted by fear incarnate.

-R