No Way: Things in a Kitchen

CAN YOU BELIEVE ALL THIS STUFF IN MY KITCHEN?:

a probing look into the life of the middle-lower-class.

Here we have a minor corner of a collection of the cheshire cat and alice in wonderland baubles gifted to us or purchased over the years.

A strange triangular tea bag from the year 2013. This was believed to be the "future" of tea dispersal but rejected by the english monarchy as soon as it was designed. Sold to an american tea company for $.49.

OH. Here we have a very interesting item on display. A plate that hasn't been put in the dishwasher because (hold on to your chair) the dishwasher was already full. Thought provoking.

Another item here from a festival that holds coffee or liquor or sometimes both (am i right?) LOL. it's just coffee, you silly reader.

The taste of water is sometimes bland and tasteless like water. So add this little beauty to your flavor arsenal and get ready for a taste explosion of what ever fruit punch actually is. What fruit is in fruit punch? find out for yourself, true reader!

Nasty habit here. Cheese covered snacks that make you feel guilty. Fascinating. 

Here we have a collection of sex toys. I was told they help prepare food but I always eat out if you know what I mean...I always get food on the go.

A monkey cookie container. Minus the cookies. Perhaps this surprised face is meant to express how empty he feels on a daily basis or maybe he was born this way.

Check out our extensive collection of dollar wines. Kept in case we get too drunk and forget what we like. A sort of trophy case of debauchery and a must have for a pair child adults.

Here we have a place for one of those sex toys to rest on. The spanking rod goes here and there if you know what i mean!!. By there i mean back in the bucket from the previous picture.

That Monkey Cookie container has some friends! Sal, Sal, Salt & Pepper here. Same surprised expression...curious.

This where we get our holiday cookies that we send to our enemies. So far no complaints and shockingly no retaliation. 

I don't even know how this one got in this collection. Sorry. 

Finally, the cherry on the top. A weapon used to cut my umbilical cord is placed lovingly in our kitchen next to a white cows ass. Thank you.

-R