So I saw Wolf of Wall Street.

Just to make this picture.

I thought during the entire duration of this 3 hour movie "what was i doing when the events of this movie were happening?" and here is the answer. I can't remember what age i was but it looked like i liked this party while reppin' the Ghostbusters. Maybe i could have been one of the midgets thrown at the board? Anyway, the movie was alright but it could of been called "The Wolf who fucks every girl and uses every drug on Wall Street". Seriously, if this movie was supposed to be a cautionary tale about wealth and the abuse of power then maybe they should have spent a little more time on the bad shit that happens then the last 45 minutes of the movie making you feel bad for all the crazy things you saw before that. Also, Jonah Hill's teeth...when reading the script, the cue probably read as "Fade to Jonah Hill's teeth" whenever they needed a transition. Finally, because we all know that Leonardo DiCaprio never wins an Oscar and it has become a worldwide and known thought I predict that he will win this year for this role as Jordan Belfort. Not because it was the best of his career but the Oscars have always been about trying to get attention. It's all about the ratings!

-R