The Conjuring sucked.

The Conjuring sucked.

This movie had such potential in the opening doll scene. To bad that is where the potential melts away to reveal...Shame, and boredom, but mostly shame. The film opens great with Annabelle as a scary doll who looked like Nicole Kidman with the soul of Rosanne and the body of Howdy Dowdy. The pure terror of “Do you miss me?” is only followed by, you guessed it...shame. They should have put a bulletin in there instead “We interrupt this motion picture to bring you this nothing!” The Doll, the terror had to all be a flash back. And now in current time we are bored. We are forced to look at a museum filled with cool objects all of which looked scary as fuck, and then they pan back and boom Annabelle! Rocking back and forth in a chair. But rather than engage in a great movie with her, the director decides to bring us into the lives of The Who gives a shit Family. Who are having problems with disturbances. Their family of 7 is having problems adjusting to life in the new house, probably cause everyone shares a room. The house is on the lake, but in a cruel twist to anyone desiring a cheap scare in this ghost movie, no boat house. But wait a minute! act now and in addition to this no boat house? the movie will also include this spinning mirror thing. The first night in the house was looking to be a total snore till the kids decided to wear blindfolds as they traverse boxes, stairs, and a wardrobes all by listening for the sound of siblings clapping from another room. Until they find a SECRET ROOM! Which is boarded shut, not for long. This game while fun and dumb at first bursts the plot in to high momentum when the lead character lets his 5 year old daughter walk blindfolded in a house that she knew was haunted. I think I figured it out. This is the Ghost of a Social Worker, that lady should not have a child, much less five of them. Either way this movie sucked.  Except Annabelle, she was Rad so 5 minutes of this is worth not fast forwarding it.  Congrats Who ever you have made... A commercial to your sequel masked as a film.  Fuck this world.  I think I should stick to porn. (huh, stick, get it?)

~CA