time to have "The Talk"

It's time for that talk.

As you get closer to adulthood you will begin to notices "changes" in your appearance and voice. During this time your emotions will be going in every direction and sometimes it will be difficult to grasp reality. Now this change that happens is different for males and females. Males will begin to notice hair growing in unusual places and their voices will drop a little lower and in females it's the same except you will probably wear lipstick unless you are a guy who wants to wear lipstick then that is just fine. At a certain time of the month you will notice a significant change with your bone structure and that to will change and this may sound painful but the excruciating pain only lasts for a few seconds before it passes. During this time of change, you will find it hard to control what you want to do and a sort of animal instinct takes over that propels you into a person who operates on a baser level. You will want to drink and have sex and make choices that you wouldn't otherwise make. In most cases of your transformation some people say these feelings subside in the morning and you will be filled with regret so do what i do and keep a kit that will help you get back into the routine of the day and try not to reflect on what you did because essentially it wasn't you who did it. Oh, shit. i totally started this off the wrong way. You are a fucking werewolf. In closing, you may get shit stuck in your hair so keep some scissors handy because you are fucking werewolf.

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-R