Shia: This is what's new.

You walk into a room and you are presented with these items below. Pick one.

Take that item. Go behind a black curtain and meet Shia who is wearing a paper bag. He just sits there and starts crying at you and you are escorted out of the room.

This is not a joke but a art exhibit that Shia is doing. He has transcended to even more ridiculousness. No matter the item you choose he will cry and that is well worth the wait in what is probably a very long line. This is the brainchild of Nastja Sade Ronkko and Turner who you know from...you don't know anything about performance art and that's okay because neither do it.

-R