Ask A Demon.

The column that can't be exorcised is back! This weeks question's come from all around the world and end up being used in for the views on a blog that no one is probably reading. Dive in reader and see what pearls a lord of the under dark has for these poor souls.

Dear Demon, 

Do you have a name?

Jill

Albany, New York

Dear Jill,

Why? do you have a space available? lol. I'll give you some insider information. If you learn a demon's name then you are giving them permission to use your body as a host. It essentially gives me power so that's a no go because i am currently occupying a lot "men of the cloth" in some respectable places.

Yours someday,

Demon

Dear Demon,

I know this is some guy just trying to write a back and forth on a computer so why don't you just stop? no one cares about what you are "responding" to. No one reads anything on this site and no one cares what some made up character thinks.

Dan

Eau Claire, Wisconsin

Dear Dan,

You are right. I am just a guy. I am currently using just a guy right now to type this.

 "no one cares about what you are "responding" to" no shit . It's the perfect place to fuck with people. You think i want to make myself known? Do yourself a favor and slit your wrists and we can talk about this face to face. 

Soon,

Demon

Well that's how restraining orders start, ladies and gentlemen. Let's hope that Demon knows some lawyers to get us out of this pickle.