New Opportunity for Children who love video games!!!!

The planet earth issued a statement today regarding plowing snow and unveiled their new project that is expected to roll out very soon. "To be honest, I don't know why we didn't think of it sooner! kids love video games and in the video games they love to accomplish achievements they can share with their friends" stated Earth janitor Ben Hutchins "This is going to be the best thing every since having tons of keys on a belt loop!". 
What Ben Hutchins is describing is the new multi-billion dollar plan to have children operate actual snow plows from their home video game console or PC computer. In a joint effort between Sony and Microsoft (right? those guys NEVER agree on anything!) they are releasing Plow King next December and each child will be assigned a city or a business and it will be their responsibility to take care of the area.
 "I realized we were onto something when i looked out my window and saw that the roads hadn't been plowed all day" explained Joyno Makumatsi "The government asked us to make a war type kind of game where drones kids could control would fight battles overseas against other super powered nations and i thought that was kind of a waste of this kind of technology". 
The game will work like this, a child logs on and plays anytime he wants and he begins to start looking for work during busy snow seasons and is instantly brought into a bidding war with other children who promise land owners they can get it done in less time or with least the accidents then from there the winner of the bid does the job and receives payment that is split between the game developer and the child (money for the child goes into a college fund). 
"Everybody wins!" Hutchins exclaimed in between firing of old plow companies "you see here, these guy who have been doing it for years have little to no experiance moving snow whereas a child has spent countless hours in a sandbox moving things correctly" Ben goes on "Back in the day, if you had a truck and you had a plow YOU HAD A BUSINESS! But nowadays people actually expect to get what they pay for so now we have a problem". Plow King is expected out in May to begin training the worlds youth.



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