The hell that is: Hollow or Hard

Welcome to Easter folks. It's that time of the day to remember that the Easter Bunny killed all those pirates aboard that cruise ship and generally saved the day.

Welcome to Easter folks. Let's reflect on the Easter Bunny who sent himself back in time to save us from a race of evolved machines hellbent on extermination.

Welcome to Easter folks. Let's talk about how to pick out a giant chocolate rabbit and make sure you are not getting fooled by some kind of hollowed rabbit that leave YOU feeling empty inside.

Step 1. Did you spend over 5 five dollars? If you spent less than two dollars then you have in fact thrown money away on an empty symbol of Christianity. 

Step 2. Take your door knocking hand and knock on the chocolate bunny. If it sounds like no one is home then keep opening packages until you find one. Or read the box because most boxes will tell you if it's hard or hollow.

Step 3. Lists are taken more seriously when you have at least three points to make. Now that i have already explained to you in step 2 (see step 2) there really is no point to reading this step. 

Step 4. Don't waste your time trying to make your own chocolate bunny that was melted down from other chocolate bunnies to make a super chocolate bunny. This may sound great on paper (how paper produces sound and that expression is lost on me) but it just ruins your moms good pots and/or/if pans.

In closing, we here at BrokeBlog Mountain wish you a very happy Easter, pot holiday, Hitlers birthday and the tragedy at columbine anniversary. Shalom!

- The entire staff of BrokeBlog Mountain (even Reggie)

- you guys are the best!!! - Reggie 

- Really though Reggie, great job! - The entire staff of BrokeBlog Mountain