Thinking of pulling the trigger? Let the latest Coldplay album push you.

Hey you train wreck! Do you need some music that makes you want to end it all? well look no further. This album features nothing touching or inspiring at all and only one upbeat song. I was having a great day until i saw that i had to listen to this for a music "review" because i had just ran out of my "don't kill yourself" pills (tic tacs). Regardless, no longer being married to Gwyneth Paltrow might have made you think this new album would be upbeat and great to put in video's showing people work through adversity BUT no because sad ol'Chris Martin was like "if i am sad then you will be too" and we are. But here's the thing about Coldplay, people don't take the elevators anymore so WHEN would anyone listen to them? here is my weak rating of the new album "Ghost Stories"...

On a color scale from green to yellow (yellow being the worst) i give it...

Yellow