"Fifty Shades of Grey" shows how sex works to Nerds.

"The panel was pretty graphic"exclaimed 38 year old Clint Hammers who was in attendance today at the presentation of the Fifty Shades of Grey movie. The cast and crew showed up in Hall R today and took the stage to a full auditorium and suddenly and without warning started undressing and kissing.

Young, attractives.

"I got some great notes today" exclaimed Clint "I also had no idea the female form was so...tropical? sure." After coitus was performed, the cast and the crew opened the floor up to answer questions about the film but what they got were just more questions about what exactly had happened there.

Actor and co-star of the movie Jaime Dornan was floored by the silence during the live display of the sex where one fan yelled out "UHHH SPOILER ALERT?!". "I was completely taken back by that response because as you know the movie is about sex and finding love no matter what but some people just didn't understand what we were doing but the real fans (pounds chest, kisses fist, makes sign of the cross and points to the ceiling, flashes peace symbol) they knew what we were doing" Dornan says while wiping off his 16-pack abdominal muscle.

Here is a brief summary of what took place in Hall R.

7:50AM: Margret Cho was the host and she did her comedy.
8:00AM: Cast was introduced and they took the stage.
8:08AM: All the members of the cast look at each and give one another that "let's do this" look.
8:10AM: The sex starts and you can hear nothing but the slapping and suctioning of love making and also heard was the sound of 800 hundred mouths breathing at the same time (*temp went up 20 degrees after this point).
8:18AM: The sounds of what can only be described as vibrating cell phones soon became a thing.
8:23AM: Many fans tried to join them on stage and they were immediately handcuffed and visibly turned on more by this action.
8:35AM: The crowd is hosed off by the just finished with sex cast with black hoses (to everyone's delight).
8:42AM: Margret Cho says "So, any questions?", no one can raise their hands cause of the handcuffs so now it's a yelling match that Cho has to decipher
8:47AM: One question was heard "What WAS that?!?!" and answered very politely by the beautiful and wrapped in a towel Dakota Johnson who also co-stars in the movie "That was sex" she said and Then the lights went down and a film from 1968 about sexual education was played.

The director then raised her hands after the session of sexual dominance ended and loudly exclaimed "are you not entertained?!" for about 9 minutes where most of the audience were just dumbfounded into clapping along until the shrieking's of the director were silenced by appeasement.

it looked like this but minus the copyright infringement.

Many in attendance tried to jump on stage for the love-making but they were immediately ushered off and forced to sit handcuffed to their seat until the Q&A was over.

The real question here is why would anyone get together to watch a porno? Please feel free to discuss in the comments below!!!

-R