An IdioticER Trailer Dissection of Star Wars 7: The Force Awakens

HI lad! WE SAW THE NEW better TRAILER AND GOT SOME better SCREEN GRABS FOR YOU TO ENJOY more ALONG WITH my ALWAYS ACCURATE COMMENTARY ON ALL THINGS POP CULTURE. THIS STAR WARS MOVIE PRESUMABLY TAKES PLACE AFTER THE OTHER SIX MOVIES BUT WE CAN'T CONFIRM ANYTHING OTHER THAN IT IS COMPLETELY ACCURATE and better. ENJOY THE GRANDEURer AND SIT BACKer AND SCROLL YOUR WAY INTO NERDvana!!!

THIS GREEN SCREEN THING KICKS IT OFF SO YOU KNOW WE ARE FOR REALer NOW!

 BAD ROBOT IS JAR JAR ABRAMS COMPANIES NAME better SO YOU CAN EXPECT TO SEE THE SMOKE MONSTER FROM "LOST" SOMEWHERE IN THIS NEW STAR WARSESerest.

First better grab.  Fucking dinosaurs! 

See that scales awesomeness?!  

Next up a sweet show of all the enhancing flavor we can expect with these sweet George Lucas flavor.

Yeah a trooper riding who knows with herds of fucking Banthans!  Or whatever the fuck those sand Buffalos are.

Who wants to look at background not enclosing robots?!   Fucking not me. Check out this sweet robot with nothing to distract you from loving his beach ball body.  George knows us true fans and what we want!

  

Oh shit, better put some mother fucking Jabba up in this spacehizzle!

   Hell why not C3 and R2 (that's what their friends call them)

Also let's face it that broad sword saver looked pretty weak.  But a double point quad staff saber of light?!

Fuck yeas!  Thank George!!!!

Also the Falcon being back is rad, but let's all be honest when we watch that other stupid trailer we needed way more...like a tie fight!

Well there you have it.  And inside look at a much better thing to wait much longer for.  I know I will.  

Just remember not really worth camping out for cause no matter how much 

Watching 

Or 

Waiting 

This will probably take forever

Might as well see the other one first

Sigh 

~Broke Really Broke (BRB)