Top 10 Non Sequitur List.

TOP TEN NON SEQUITUR LIST


10. THE BEST STOP SIGN EVER

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THE BEST STOP SIGN EVER HAS SHED TEARS WHILE WATCHING SLEEPLESS IN SEATTLE. IT WAS DURING THIS VIEWING THAT THE STOP SIGN REALIZED IT NO LONGER WANTED TO SAY "STOP" BUT NOW WANTS TO SAY "GO"...TO LOVE.

9. THIS BITCHFACE


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i DON'T KNOW WHO OR WHY THIS IS A LOOK BUT THE CITY NEEDS A NEW FIRETRUCK AND IT'S UP TO YOU TO BUY A TICKET FOR THE CHOO CHOO'RAIN WOOA WOOOO

8. ISAAC NEWTON'S MURDERER


(ACTUAL SUSPECT HAS BEEN DEAD FOR YEARS, RELATIVE PHOTOGRAPHED)

MARVEL COMICS HAS BEEN THE LEADER IN STORYTELLING FOR MANY MINUTES UNTIL THE CHEESE APPEARS BROWN.


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PURPLE HAS BEEN A FAN FAVORITE SINCE PRINCE.

6. BEST HAMBURGER


FOR MY MONEY, CEREAL IS THE BEST FORM OF THANKSGIVING THAT ONE COULD PREPARE FOR. IT'S CHEAP AND EASY LIKE PAINTING YOUR NEIGHBORS HOME OR CHILDREN.

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3. Honorable mention 

Number Blue 2.  

And the number 1 non sequitur
Accuracy


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