A Very Game Of Thrones Fathers Day

Fine. I get it. You're right, we didn't post anything about “Dad” on Father's day. But before you go all high fivey, dad and son sack race on me. 

 Do you even know us? 

 No you don't, because we hide behind stupid fake names.

Oh and don't forget when we hid our “Id's" with our initials, when we started. 

 No one could crack the code.  

Not even Tom Hanks.

  Royal Stein and Corey Adam 2 dudes, neigh Titans of Blog. Or men. The point is this blog is made up of a couple mom loving Dudes, Bro! 

 I have never met my dad. Oh shit emotional dynamite! And I am pretty sure Royal hates his. “What?! Not the internet I thought I was experiencing!” 

 No one cares what you are saying in your head. But We (Me and Roy) are sick of all these emails piling up. Who knew 700 fans could be such bitches. 

 So Again here is your Fathers Day, you win. Might as well stick with movies on this one. 

 Wait shows, stupid readers (hi dad) love TV shows. So here for you I present A BBM Happening:

Game Of Thrones Fathers day!

Hey I don't have a dad.
 But, I am sure all your Father's Day shopping is probably bumming you out. And man do I know how to Say Fuck you in Gift Form. 

 So lets Get down to business.  

What should you get your Dad?

What should you get your proud and honorable dad?

Beheading.

What about your Dad who hurt you, and burned his own daughter?

Beheading!

The father to be, who was always Dad's favorite?

ARROWS!  With some Knife in the Guts.

The father who basically won your mom in a lottery?

Pillow to the now undead face.

And so on and so on.  You know what here; just watch all the deaths in Game of Thrones.

So, the next time you are bitching about what commerce trinket best describes your love for your dad while being comprised of tie or socks material. 

Go Fuck yourself.

Some of us don't have dads. 

Show some fucking class.

and,
 now back to BBM's classic classy porn.

~The Fatherless Corey Adam