Hopes for a good X-Men movie have diminished.

I don't know what to say but after each of these covers i will think of something.





1. A sentinel in bike shorts.

 2. Look. Young Iron Man or Lens Flare man.

3. New Toad is still Toad but silly. Nice faux hawk.

4. ANOTHER ITERATION OF WILLIAM STRYKER? Just give him his own FOX series already about policing Mutants.

5. Boliver Trask was Black in X-Men 3. 

6. Jennifer Lawrence is naked so this movie can't be the worst thing ever?

7. nevermind. thanks Teen Wolf.

8. Jesus. This is supposed to be Quicksilver? He looks like the kid in the manga section section that won't let me pass.

9. Magneto (young) has lost his helmets horns. 

10. Xavier (young) can walk again! it's a miracle!

11. Wolvervien. Cripes! 

12. Director of Superman Returns and Valkyrie.

13. Solid Snake.

14. Wheels & The Legman (Legman not included)

15. Gandalf the Black

16. Accent changing Actress.

17. Sookie (recently cut out of the movie)

18. Warpath on a war...path?

19. Haley Joel Osment as Kitty Pride.

20. Sunspot. I don't know. I thought he was of asian descent? (correction: Sunspot was South American)

21. Elf extra from Peter Jackson's dungeon.

22. Frozen Asshole Man.

23. Not Cable so who cares? 


24. Colossus selling mountain dew


25. Symbiote Sentinel. 

Now the you wish category...




 -R

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