Top Ten Favorite Numbers

10. 14

14 is such a funny number to me but not my complete favorite. 

9. 68

Often ignored, 68 is always next to 69 (it's math) and it never gets the attention it deserves. Poor guy.

8. 69

It's just on the list so people can see it and say out loud "sixty-nine brah!" and high five who they are with. 

7. 32

is fun to say. say it. wasn't that fun?

6. 499

So close to 500 but 500 is an asshole and a whiny bitch. 

5. 20

20 reminds me of a comic book character. Can't remember who now.

4. 7

supposedly the number is associated with people who believe in luck. It's actually the most unluckiest number that always shows up uninvited but everyone thinks it's good. It's like an jackass alert "Oh! lucky number 7!". You hear that and you stay away from that dummy. 

3. 2

Oh it's one of THOSE lists. Number two is number three? you'd be fucking right.

2. 1

Number one has been #1 for too long. Time to take this number down. 

1. 92

Ninety Two is my favorite fat girl with a great personality that no one respects, you guys. Ninety Two is a number you can say that makes you feel smart. 

Guy Pearce "how many times have you seen Twister?"

Guy Ferria "Maybe 92 times? It's new every time!"

Guy Pearce "that's probably because of your short term memory"

-R