The internet Vs BBM

Oh holy shit!  BrokeBlog is not dead?! 

 Fuck no!

 We are just simply American's (lazy). 

 We told you. Like at least three times. 

 You see we here at BrokeBlog were living in a state of delusion. We thought 6 months of good effort would be enough to capture the attention of everyone we knew. And they would donate or at the very least help spread the word. 

 They did not donate, or help spread the word. 

 Sure we got some sweet awesome hits on our stupid lists post. [Relive it here!]  

Don't worry I am sure those are all that’s left to do. 

( COMING SOON!)

The sad reality is at this point as far as blogs go in our market we are trying to catch a Trashcan.

 That’s real, So don't judge us on what we don't post. 

 Respect us for having the courage the tenacity to come back, unannounced, unhyped.

 Hell we didn't even throw a press conference for this (fact check it!)

What we did do was come back to you. The internet to tell you this simple truth.

“We fucking told you so.”

Seriously how bad was “Batman Vs Superman”?

We told you.

Time:

(click here for proof!)

and time again

(Click here for more Proof!)

Look at all those broken image links, has to be super old right?!

AND STILL!

(Click here for even more further proof!)

but you wouldn't listen. Oh but “It's probably gonna be cool”

well it wasn't. I give it .1 star! 

 I suffered through this opening night. For you. And for this sweet moment of I told you so.. Hell I am gonna make it a whole Week! YOU HEAR ME A WEEK! I TOLD YOU SO!!!!

Man this got aggressive. Or not. Anyways. Sorry we haven’t been posting a bunch as of late that’s kinda, as they say in the biz “on us”.  But, you know, I said a week of something so that does mean new content, right? God I hope so.

 Maybe we can finally secure a spot in the blog HALL of Fame!

 Seriously, though send us money. Now.

More content to come, you know maybe.

Views expressed in this Blog may not be the opinions of the whole blog, but rather more than likely an opinion held by whatever supreme being you believe in. 

 That’s right. Zeus, Jesus, Zoroaster, Slayer. Who ever you hold most dear. And trust me when I tell you. They want you to send us money. Do it. NOW!

 The power of Zeus, Jesus, Zoroaster, Slayer COMPELL YOU!

~Broke